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Hello! This account is where I collect funny or memorable quotes from the deviantART politics forum.
Postings occur once a week, with occasional irregularities in order to make sure approximately 4 postings occur each month.
Quotes are selected on the basis of whether or not I find them funny, or whether or not I suspect others will find them funny. People won't be quoted as a favor or to maintain some level of fairness in who gets featured.
I will generally not feature quotes that are direct and vicious insults at our forum members. While those may be satisfying to the people typing them, there really isn't humor there (This rule won't be applied quite as strictly for our newer members: consider it a rite of passage! ;) )
I will also not feature quotes that are bigoted or hateful towards any group, unless such quotes are clearly satirical, and even then I will err on the side of caution.
I'm always open to suggestions for how to improve this account, as well as quotes that you think should be posted!
Occasional information about this account can be found on my main account:
Upcoming Posting Schedule
August 24, 2010 (Tuesday)
August 31, 2010 (Tuesday)
September 9, 2010 (Thursday)
September 16, 2010 (Thursday)
September 23, 2010 (Thursday)
September 30, 2010 (Thursday)
October 9, 2010 (Saturday)
October 16, 2010 (Saturday)
October 23, 2010 (Saturday)
October 30, 2010 (Saturday)
Postings occur once a week, with occasional irregularities in order to make sure approximately 4 postings occur each month.
Quotes are selected on the basis of whether or not I find them funny, or whether or not I suspect others will find them funny. People won't be quoted as a favor or to maintain some level of fairness in who gets featured.
I will generally not feature quotes that are direct and vicious insults at our forum members. While those may be satisfying to the people typing them, there really isn't humor there (This rule won't be applied quite as strictly for our newer members: consider it a rite of passage! ;) )
I will also not feature quotes that are bigoted or hateful towards any group, unless such quotes are clearly satirical, and even then I will err on the side of caution.
I'm always open to suggestions for how to improve this account, as well as quotes that you think should be posted!
Occasional information about this account can be found on my main account:
Upcoming Posting Schedule
August 24, 2010 (Tuesday)
August 31, 2010 (Tuesday)
September 9, 2010 (Thursday)
September 16, 2010 (Thursday)
September 23, 2010 (Thursday)
September 30, 2010 (Thursday)
October 9, 2010 (Saturday)
October 16, 2010 (Saturday)
October 23, 2010 (Saturday)
October 30, 2010 (Saturday)
Just a reminder...
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I'm not going to be posting here anymore. Quotes will now be posted at DAPoliticalForumClub (https://www.deviantart.com/dapoliticalforumclub) on Sunday nights.
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Quotes, January 9-January 16, 2010
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https://comments.deviantart.com/18/1553618/1823420348
"I always thought Hell was a movie theater that only played Nicholas Cage films, with no exits."
~AzureSquire (https://www.deviantart.com/azuresquire), on hell.
https://comments.deviantart.com/18/1553618/1821972241
"Actually the bible clearly states that Satan was the most beautiful of all the angels."
"...did it mention whether or not he was single?"
"No, but it is worth mentioning that angels are biblically described has having six wings, six arms and sometimes multiple faces."
"Well that's a total turn-off. Thanks. I'm gonna go take a cold shower now."
"The bible is full of surprising stuff people tend to gloss ov
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Quotes, January 2-January 9, 2011
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https://comments.deviantart.com/18/1552258/1816627390
"Okay... so you have some religious types who want to create theme parks.
And okay... there are some evolutionist who are doing the same.
So... what seems to be the problem?"
"The problem here is that somebody is named Crocodile Outback."
!Silkwood-Art (https://www.deviantart.com/silkwood-art) and :iconaracari-aracari:, on (fake) theme parks.
https://comments.deviantart.com/18/1552646/1817957069
"All religious cults got weak points, you don't win anything if you switch between religions. You just jump out of the frying pan into the fire."
"You win if you switch out of scientology."
"You win even more if you don't join them
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Just looking through the quotes and realised my only contribution so far has been "I'm going to get some popcorn in preparation." Lol I must make such inane comments.
You totally cited me wrong. I said dog; not god.
I apologize.
Man, I am ALL OVER this shit! 
Why was I not INFORMED?!
Anyway, you should use this account to join the politics forum group(s). They'll probably pick up your quotes for their blog entries, and you'll get more exposure.
Want me to send you an invite?
Why was I not INFORMED?!Anyway, you should use this account to join the politics forum group(s). They'll probably pick up your quotes for their blog entries, and you'll get more exposure.
Want me to send you an invite?
Sure, why not?
Ooops, actually, I don't have privileges to invite. You're going to have to sign up yourself. Sorry!
